There’s no telling when or where you’ll encounter Plumber’s Butt. Whether at the job site or your favorite diner, here’s a step-by-step tutorial on what to do when you encounter unsightly cracks. Take notes, then stock up on our best-selling Longtail T® Shirt for men. It’s equipped with the three extra inches every butt needs.

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