We all know the story, or so we’ve been told.
Can we believe, though, now that we’re old?
Santa’s around the world in a flash,
Delivering gifts to the first kid and last.
But how does he do it?
Not one of us knows.
Until now, that is – Santa’s secret’s EXPOSED.
Behind that white scruff, the red cap and red suit
Stands the man whose secret we’ve always pursued.
Buck Naked, he is – though not in the buff!
It makes him feel great, that Buck Naked stuff.
It gives him the speed, the strength and the wits
To pull every Christmas off, without ever a hitch.
No Pinch. No Stink. No Sweat.
Give ’em a try and see for yourself why Santa loves going Buck Naked.
Mrs. Claus goes Buck Naked too!